Look at what I'm doing

I always tell people the best way to start running is to sign up for a race, then tell everyone you know (and even some total strangers) about it. You will either train for and triumph in the event (any finish is a triumph - time don't matter none) OR you will FAIL and be forever shamed in the eyes of everyone you know (and even some total strangers).

So now I will tell you all, strangers and friends alike, I've signed up for The Bear. Oh my.